Tasteful Toy Tits!

I love my breasts. They are what make me a woman and makes me feel sexy. My tits turn men on whether they are just looking at my chest or squeezing my boobs and why do they want to tit fuck me all the time? What kind of pleasure do I get from that?

What I do not like is when men think my tits can be "manhandled” – all I can say is OUCH…that does NOT turn me on! They are not radio knobs that need to be turned and I don't like my breasted pinched either. Do not sqeeze my boobs to hard either!

While men want to get turned on and relieve stress while playing with my boobs, I think I found in a store the perfect solution that will become ever mans “mans breast friend”.

Introducing the stress chest!

I have always heard that more than a mouthful is a waste; well these are quite a handful of fun for men and women of all ages. They are less than $10 a pair and you can

buy your stress chests right here. As a gift, for a lover or just to play with yourself they are great. Once I started I just can not stop playing with my stress chest!

China's Sex Toy Industry

I just read an interesting article about China's sex toy industry which accounts for 70% of all adult sex toys made world wide.

The article was in the British paper The Guardian and was written by Jonathan Watts and it really amused me.

The communists during the Cultural Revolution made people wear unisex "uniform type" clothing and often separated the men from the women. Sexy Clothes were discouraged, displays of affection were very taboo and that even in the 1980's a whopping 84% of people who were getting married were virgins! Can you imagine that in less than 20 years they went from 84% of the people had no premarital sex to 30%!

Of course gays and lesbians were harshly discouraged, but now gay and lesbian bars are in vogue and in the large cities such as Shanghai, Guangzhou they are packed with patrons looking for love and a little fun.

The article went on to say that the first sex toy shops started opening in the capital Beijing only in 1993 and now there were more than 2,000 sex toy stores in Beijing alone. That's a lot of vibrators, butt plugs, and blow up dolls with Cyberskin vaginas!

The article starts in a sex toy factory and described the boredom and tedium of putting pubic hair on plastic vaginas, studs and chains on rubber bondage outfits, and inserting motors into vibrators and then making sure that they work. All I could do is picture Lucy from the I Love Lucy show on a production line making dildo as fast as she can and popping those she can not make in her mouth!

The article went on to say that sexual values remain very conservative in the countryside, but I am sure that is going to change as soon as they start playing with all of those sex toys!

Want to read more? The article is right here.

Sex Toy in Eve & Stevie J Sex Tape

OK. We all have had boyfriends or girls friend take pictures or videos of us when we were naked or having sex. It is also a given that ex-boyfriends or ex ex-girlfriends can show the sex tapes or pictures to other people so R&B diva Eve, you just have to chill!

You may know Eve from her musical career, or from Barbershop and UPN's Eve, or even the Super Bowl Pepsi commercial showing how fans can win free songs via iTunes.

Eve is not a stranger to sex and posing nude for money as she was once a stripper and has had previous difficulties with nude photos being circulated, but friends say this new released sex tape of her having sex with a sex toy is another matter all
together.

This Monday afternoon in a popular Web site and linked by gossip, music and sex blogs, a less than 30 second sex tape showed Eve and ex boyfriend Bad Boy Entertainment producer Stevie J playing with a dildo while he was jerking off. She was only 21 when the tape was made which is dated Nov. 20, 1999.

You really can't see Stevie J's face because his arm blocks the shot but you can see Eve's face real clearly twice for a few seconds. You can hear her sighing and groaning as they both jam the dildo sex toy in her pussy but he is pretty quiet.

What I want to know is why would she be using a white dildo when there are so many great black dildos out there? It seems that the dildo she was using was the 8 inch standard $29.95 Dong.

You know even a white girl like me has had a black cock in me a few times and I have a few African American black dildos and sex toys I take out every now and then for a change of pace. I do find that when I masturbate alone that I usually have my eyes shut anyhow so I guess it doesn’t matter too much whether I am using a black sex toy or not.

My favorite black dildo sex toy is the Black Thunder Realistic Cock which is a 12 inch thick 100% realistic black thunder cock. I really don’t want to use anything much bigger than that as it is more than enough to handle.

I watched the tape many times and even though I have used the 8 inch standard $29.95 Dong I personally can’t say for sure that what it is but 2 people I know who own sex toy stores swear that that’s what it was because of the shape of the dildo. I mean what did they do, take a dildo print of the sex toy? If I was her I would use the Self-Lubricating CyberSkin™ 6 inch Penis anyhow as the cyberskin dildo sex toy is more money but it self lubes and it does feel better inside me.

According to Eve's spokeswoman "This is a personal tape that was made years ago with her boyfriend of over two years. The fact that a private moment is being made public is a violation, and we would hope that people would respect her privacy as they would their own. Legal action has been taken to have it removed immediately." and word is she hired a private investigator as Eve can't figure out how this sex tape with sex toys got out and her ex Stevie J. says he has nothing to do with it. He is also "horrified" because he has kids. Big freaking deal! Without sex he would have those kids!

Well by now I think you want to see the movie for yourself so you better click on it fast before it gets taken down by her lawyers. You can see the Eve Stevie J Sex Tape with sex toys here. (sorry link removed)

The funny this is Eve is all uptight about going after those who released her sex tape and going the legal route when only a short time ago the Wilhelmina modeling agency sued Eve for breach of contract. The suit, filed June 27 in New York State Supreme Court, does not specify damages.

Eve has a "pit bull in a skirt" image. Isn’t it nice to see that skirt ripped off and a dildo shoved up her pussy instead?

Girls…keep your sex tapes, nude pictures and sex toys locked up!

To busy even for Sex!

Sorry everyone, this is my first year grading papers and I have been so overwhelmed at how much work it is. Some nights I have lain naked in bed for hours trying to fall asleep and my mind keeps racing and seeing names and dates form my student’s papers.

I wish I was like a guy. They can masturbate and as soon as they cum - bam they fall right asleep. As soon as they have an orgasm it is over for them.

I on the other hand can buzz my vibrator to my hearts delight and I will cum like a freight train but either I still want more or I end up raiding the fridge.

Between grading papers I just haven’t had the time to try and new toys but I can report that Gary did get the attachment to the Remote control sex toy (you can read about the remote control sex toy here.) and he claims he feels way better than he expected and Shauna was embarrassed to tell me too much but she said it added a whole new dimension to the ultimate cyber sex toy.

Well I have to get back to work but I promise to post more!

Safe Sex with Sex Toys

I was thinking this weekend I made a huge mistake on this sex toy blog by first telling you about toys and not first making sure that if you are going to play with sex toys, you have to play safely.

Not to be annoying or boring I wouldn’t be responsible unless I tell you about sex toy safety.

First of all some great safe sex sites are:

• Safe Sex Blog


• Sex Toy Instructions


• They Fit custom size Condoms

You know you won’t have sex with a strange guy without a condom; you shouldn’t share your toys with others unless your sex toys have a condom on too.

Makes sure to clean your toys with quality cleaner that will safely and completely clean your sex toy, but won’t damage your sex toys either. I have used the Mighty Tidy Toy Cleaner a few years now and it is cheap and works great.

Some people get allergic reactions to the latex in some of the softer sex toys. If you or your partner is allergic to the sex toys I would just get rid of the sex toys that are made with latex as there are so many great sex toys that do not have any latex.

Glass Sex Toys are they most hypoallergenic and are the easiest to clean. They can be cleaned it super hot or boiling water and are the safest sex toy that there is. There are not cheap but will last a lifetime.

Sex toys you play with over the internet

So I just started this sex toy blog and write about how much I like my little rabbit vibrator. No sooner than I finish posting on my sex toy blog and I get a phone call from my friend Shauna who goes on and on about the ultimate sex toy that she just tried and that her life is going to change now…blah blah blah.

You see Shauna’s has been married for 3 years now to Gary. She is my first friend to get married which she did while she was still in school to her High School sweetheart. Even though they didn’t have much he did treat her well and those 2 lovebirds were always all over each other.

When Gary got out of school he got a job right away with a big accounting firm and is no doing real well. The problem is that he does audits on companies before they get taken over so now he travels lots. Shauna is alone now at least a week a month but Gary usually comes home to be with her on the weekends. Now she is always bitching to me that he is usually too tired and their sex life was not what it was. She was even thinking that he may be fucking around on her as she caught him once in their senior year and never lets him forget is (big mistake!).

Of course Gary travels with a laptop and always stays in a hotel with a high-speed internet access. They tried having cybersex and even got 2 of those web cams but found they were always to dark and it was hard to stay in the screen. Sometimes they have phone sex but it’s not the same thing.
Now Gary can be a dork and real cheap when it comes to most things but this time he came up with a winner. He bought a wireless box that hooks up to his computer at home that he controls over the internet that controls a whole bunch of sex toys!

He bought 2 wireless remote activated toys for Shauna: a vibrating egg and a jack rabbit vibrating sex toy. Now Gary sits at night in his hotel room with his laptop and is able to control the toys over the internet!

I thought that this is the coolest thing I have ever heard. Imagine meeting people in a chat room and being able to really have totally safe sex with them and never having to deal with any lame assholes.

I saved the best part for last. He just ordered an attachment that he hooks up to his laptop and when he puts his cock in it and moves around, the sex toy such as a vibrator on the other computer thrusts and moves as he does!

This new idea in sex toys has to be the best idea I have ever heard of!