Howard Stern and his Sybian Sex Toy

What the hell was I thinking? When I was listening to Howard Stern on my Sirius satellite radio last week when he had on Jenna Jamison and she tried out the world famous Sybian female sex toy I knew he not only made a radio first, he hit a home run. So I knew this and how is I was too stupid to not tell you guys and girls about this incredible sex machine before?

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My first experience with the Sybian (same call it symbian or even spell it simbian but trust me it is a Sybian!) was around 6 years ago in LA.

My boyfriend at the time was telling me about this machine his friend bought to do porn shoots. He knew I was adventurous and wanted to show me off to his friends.

Well I am free loving and I do love my sex toys but when he brought us into dungeon (yeah he was a creepy dude) I was shocked at what I saw.

No way was I going to use this Frankenstein machine in front of the 4 guys and 3 girls there. I mean come on, I am cool about sex but this was far beyond what I was willing to do.

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Well a lot of drinks later this tall 30ish girl who looked like she went around the block 3 or 4 too many times said she was willing to try out the Sybian female sex toy. She took off her panties but she left her skirt on and a cute blouse which made her look like a way too old catholic school girl. She straddled on top of the attached dildo and slowly slid down of the sex toy and told them to turn it on.

Well as soon as they turned it on she looked as though she was going to fall off of it! She must have been far drunker than she or anyone else realized because she laughed real hard and fell off!

She tried to get back on the Sybian while it was now going full speed But she barfed all over this guys carpeting and 2 of the guys who would not get out of the way fast enough. That was enough for me as I started to gag form the smell and realized that she got puke on my shoe and in my hair!

While I was cleaning up in the bathroom she had her head in the bowl puking her guts out.. That's one hell of a toy I thought and less than 20 minutes later we were on our way back to the hotel.

About 3 months later we were in Vegas for a 4 day weekend on one of these super saver deals. I was bored out of my mind so we decided to drive in a car we rented to LA (that a whole other I have to write about some time).

When we got into LA we decided (Brad insisted and I had enough so I caved in) to visit his friend in the hills.

When I got there, a Ryder moving truck was in the driveway and 2 guys were loading garbage bags filled with what looked like clothes and other stuff into the truck. When we walked inside all the beautiful furniture was gone, the big screen TV, and the pictures on the wall - the place was bare!

It turns out Brads friend was flat broke and everything in the house was rented or reposed - I was never able to get a straight answer. When I asked about the Sybian his friend laughed and said they buy them and used them for a few weeks and return them and pay a $125 restocking and reconditioning fee! He said the people who make it are so confident that no one will return them as they work so good they are willing to return your money except for the restocking fee.

Some great machine I was thinking to myself. 0 - puke in 60 seconds!

The latest move by Howard Stern is to put the worlds most manly woman Buck Angel who bills himself as the only man with a vagina onto the Sybian female sex toy. Well he (she) took it like a man (lady - whatever!) and not only did Buck Angel cum, he squirted all over the place and no one wanted to clean it up. After the dust settled it was clear to everyone that the sybian is great sex toy machine and that in the future hot babes like Jenna Jamison or Kendra Jade will be the only people allowed to use the Sybian female sex toy

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I will continue this story and tell you about the fist time I got to ride the Sybian female sex toy