Ancient Stone Dildo unearthed in cave

OK. I have to admit it. I listen to Howard Stern whenever I can and I could not believe that Robin was reading the news and discussing the exact same news article I was reading about an ancient 28,000 year old phallus. I guess great minds think alike!

Since this sculpted and polished phallus found in a German cave near Ulm in the Swabian Jura is life size, scientists suggest it may have been used as a sex toy.

This prehistoric ”tool” is 20cm-long and 3cm-wide was reassembled from 14 fragments of siltstone. I call it a tool based upon the fact that it was used to knap, or split, flints.

According to Professor Nicholas Conard, from the department of Early Prehistory and Quaternary Ecology, at Tübingen University ”It’s highly polished; it’s clearly recognizable, In addition to being a symbolic representation of male genitalia, it was also at times used for knapping flints as there are some areas where it has some very typical scars from that”.

”Female representations with highly accentuated sexual attributes are very well documented at many sites, but male representations are very, very rare,” explained Professor Conard. There are a few other stone objects that are obviously phallic symbols and are slightly older - from France and Morocco, but to have any representation of male genitalia from this time period is highly unusual. I have to assume that a life size stone dildo would be very much like the glass dildos I have used and written about here.

Glass Dildos and Sex Toys

Yesterday I gave you a short lesson on rubber, Cyberskin, and silicone Dildos. Today I will discuss on of the most talked about sex toy which was features on HBO’s Real Sex TV Show – Glass Dildos and Glass sex toys.

These sex toys even though they are made from glass are perfectly safe and feel fantastic. These Pyrex glass sex toys are works of art that will last a lifetime. They used to range in price from $40 to $300 with most being under $150. This is a huge price drop from only a few years ago when none were less than $400.

The first glass sex toys are made by Asstroknots and those were the ones show in use on HBO’s Real Sex TV Show which started the glass sex toy craze.

When these glass sex toys were first released, the quality of the Asstroknots sex toys were unmatched and well as the sheer variety and functional designs. Given time better knock off glass sex toys are out there but they can not compare to the real deal.

So why are glass sex toys so prized? The feel great, last a lifetime, clean better than any other toy, and unlike excessive vibrator use do not desensitize you. You can find out more or purchase one of these beauties at one of the sites below.

• Glass Sex Toy information: Glass Toys Information.


• Original Glass Sex Toys:RealSexGlassDildos.com.

Glass sex toys and metal dildos are non-porous like silicone and great for the ease of cleaning and can be boiled like silicone. An added bonus is that a little lube goes a long way with these wonderful sex toys.

Dildos: A Short Lesson on Sex Toys

Friday I wrote about a little about some of the historical facts about antique sex toys and some of the new choices in sex toys out there. Today I am going to write about one of the most popular types of sex toys: dildos.

Rather than dildos made from camel dung like they did in the past, dildos are now made from a variety of materials: rubber, silicone, glass, acrylic, vinyl, and metal. Each material has its own advantages and disadvantages as a sex toy.

What I think is real important when picking out you new dildo for a sex toy is both the shape and texture of a dildo since the most sensitive part of the vagina is the outer third. For this reason I steer away from any of the novelty sex toys. If a dildo it is not shaped like a penis or a smooth rod, I do not use it as a sex toy - but that is my personal choice.

You will find that most dildos have a flanged bottom or balls, which do allow you to secure your lovely new dildo into a harness with a metal or plastic ”O” ring. There are harnesses made from leather, vinyl, denim and lots of other materials.

Rubber dildos are the most affordable dildo out there many of which are less than $30. There is a wide range of rubber dildos, including one of my favorites are the ”jellies” which are softer dildos than the plain rubber dildos. You have to clean rubber dildos with an anti-bacterial soap and be careful not to submerge any dildo or sex toy in water if it has any moving or vibrating parts.

If you have ever felt any Cyberskin sex toys you would understand why these are considered the most comfortable and realistic sex toy material. Dildos made from Cyberskin has a very realistic texture and human flesh feel.

Cyberskin Dildos warm quickly to your body temperature which adds to the experience. The most realistic dildo sex toys feature a bendable but firm core to adjust to shape and position. The best dildos even have weighted balls for a realistic feel and balance when used for intercourse with a harness or solo.

Strange but true, Cyberskin is the choice material for anyone who wishes to ”pack” a dildo for a realistic bulge in your pants (such as a Soft Pack), which simulates a flaccid penis.

Cyberskin dildos do require a little more care than most sex toys. After you clean your dildo with soap and water, you must let it dry it thoroughly before you dust your Cyberskin dildo with some cornstarch to prevent it from getting tacky or sticky. It is also real important that you do not rest any Cyberskin or similar sex toys against other sex toys, as it could melt or deform them.

Even with the higher purchase cost and higher maintenance I still think that Cyberskin sex toys are unmatchable for realism and comfortable to use.

More expensive than rubber Silicone dildos are also and excellent choice. They are expensive sex toys as they are often handcrafted in small batches. What is a real advantage over other soft materials is that Silicone is non-porous and can be sterilized by boiling in hot water for 5 to 10 minutes. You can even put your Silicone dildos in the dish washer (but remember to take them out before you have friends over for dinner!

Another advantage is that Silicone dildos last longer than other soft sex toy materials and they come in a wide range of vivid colors. Silicone lube causes a chemical reaction with silicone toys, causing them to disintegrate so make sure that you only use water-based or silicone-free lube with silicone sex toys.

In the future I will discuss the most prized dildos out there - glass!

Remember condoms should ALWAYS be used when using sex toys with a partner, and changed when switching orifices.

Sex Toy in Eve & Stevie J Sex Tape

OK. We all have had boyfriends or girls friend take pictures or videos of us when we were naked or having sex. It is also a given that ex-boyfriends or ex ex-girlfriends can show the sex tapes or pictures to other people so R&B diva Eve, you just have to chill!

You may know Eve from her musical career, or from Barbershop and UPN’’s Eve, or even the Super Bowl Pepsi commercial showing how fans can win free songs via iTunes.

Eve is not a stranger to sex and posing nude for money as she was once a stripper and has had previous difficulties with nude photos being circulated, but friends say this new released sex tape of her having sex with a sex toy is another matter all together.

This Monday afternoon in a popular Web site and linked by gossip, music and sex blogs, a less than 30 second sex tape showed Eve and ex boyfriend Bad Boy Entertainment producer Stevie J playing with a dildo while he was jerking off. She was only 21 when the tape was made which is dated Nov. 20, 1999.

You really can’t see Stevie J’s face because his arm blocks the shot but you can see Eve’s face real clearly twice for a few seconds. You can hear her sighing and groaning as they both jam the dildo sex toy in her pussy but he is pretty quiet.

What I want to know is why would she be using a white dildo when there are so many great black dildos out there?

It seems that the dildo she was using was the 8 inch standard $29.95 Dong.

You know even a white girl like me has had a black cock in me a few times and I have a few black dildos and sex toys I take out every now and then for a change of pace. I do find that when I masturbate alone that I usually have my eyes shut anyhow so I guess it doesn’t matter too much whether I am using a black sex toy or not.

My favorite black dildo sex toy is the Bam Realistic Dildo which is a 12 inch thick 100% realistic black thunder cock. I really don’t want to use anything much bigger than that as it is more than enough to handle.

I watched the tape many times and even though I have used the 8 inch standard $29.95 Dong I personally can’t say for sure that what it is but 2 people I know who own sex toy stores swear that that’s what it was because of the shape of the dildo. I mean what did they do, take a dildo print of the sex toy? If I was her I would use the Mr. Marcuss 9 Incher anyhow as this dildo is a pretty advanced sex toy and is just a little more, but the way it was built and how it feels inside me makes it worth it.

According to Eve’s spokeswoman ”This is a personal tape that was made years ago with her boyfriend of over two years. The fact that a private moment is being made public is a violation, and we would hope that people would respect her privacy as they would their own.

Legal action has been taken to have it removed immediately.” and word is she hired a private investigator as Eve can”t figure out how this sex tape with sex toys got out and her ex Stevie J. says he has nothing to do with it. He is also ”horrified” because he has kids. Big freaking deal! Without sex he would have those kids!

Well by now I think you want to see the movie for yourself so you better click on it fast before it gets taken down by her lawyers. You can see the Eve Stevie J Sex Tape with sex toys here. (sorry the link was removed)

The funny this is Eve is all uptight about going after those who released her sex tape and going the legal route when only a short time ago the Wilhelmina modeling agency sued Eve for breach of contract. The suit, filed June 27 in New York State Supreme Court, does not specify damages.

Eve has a ”pit bull in a skirt” image. Isn’t it nice to see that skirt ripped off and a dildo shoved up her pussy instead?

Girls...keep your sex tapes, nude pictures and sex toys locked up!