Sex Toy Convention!

I have been a bad girl. I have not been posting here for days now as I was attending my second adult trade show. This one was right around the corner from me in Hollywood Florida.

The hotel was beautiful and right on the beach with a spectacular view and a brand new beach to replace the one washed away last year from all of the hurricanes.

There were thousands of guests attending the show that had a small expo hall and lectures and parties all over the place. This show was geared to people working on the internet in the adult industry and had lots of paysite companies and of course adult sex toys!

I was like a kid in the candy shop. It was a blast! I saw a few new sex toys that I am going to try out and even got to meet the porn star legend Ron Jeremy! Click this link and you will see Ron Jeremy getting humped by an ape at the trade show.

I have a bunch of new sex toys on the way to me and I am in the process of testing a rabbit sex toy that you use over the internet in chart rooms. You will get a full report by next Monday as I am putting it through some grueling tests. I am making sure that not only is the sex toy is top notch but the interface software and the chat rooms that you can use it will be in the review as well.

Stay tuned as this will be my most interesting review yet!

Vibrating Super Head Honcho Masturbator Sex Toy Review

Well I told you about Kevin before, and now I have a little story for you about what his first experience with a sex toy for guys was like.

He wasn’t looking for an inflatable sex toy but something that felt good on his cock and let him climax with the toy. He went through a few dozen toys and what looked most interesting to him was something with a variable vibrator for a more stimulating experience.

I have written before about Cyberskin Like Sex Toys and Kevin obviously reads this sex toy blog so he thought it would be the most comfortable material and was willing to have to spend more time cleaning his toy and keeping it conditioned.

It was with great anticipation that he opened the package of the Vibrating Super Head Honcho Masturbator He had ordered. The hole in the Honcho Masturbator looked small to him but at first touch the material felt wonderful and Kevin was dieing to try out his brand new sex toy.

With a grin he marched me into the bedroom – actually he kinda pulled me into the bedroom as I was watching a movie that was just about over and he wouldn’t wait. In seconds we were naked in bed ready to start our adventure with his new sex toy.

The toy came with some free lube, a vibrating bullet with a wired remote, an USB cable and the Cyberskin sleeve.

He immediately opened up the lube and I drizzled some on him and started stoking his already erect cock. I put some lube on the sleeve and rubbed it in with my finger. I have to say it did feel quite interesting and life like.

Now it was time for Kevin to actually put his penis in the Cyberskin masturbator sleeve and it was a really tight fit. He not only needed more lube but then had to really work himself into it.

Of course like most sex toys there were no instructions so he has to wonder if he was even inserting his cock in the right side but he was. I then inserted the vibrating bullet into the top of the Cyberskin masturbator sleeve and went to turn it on.

Ok the lube made my hands slippery and the remote for the sex toy has black buttons on a black background – wow stupid are the people who make sex toys and other consumer product that are used in dark areas where they make buttons you can not read or see or read! We even had the light on the desk across the room and the TV was on with the sound off and I had to turn the bedside table lamp to read what was on the remote.

Kevin thought that if he inserted his penis into the sex toy sleeve and just turned the vibrator on that would have been enough for him to get his rocks off and cum. After a few minutes of him being buzzed with the sex toy giving him various pulses and throbs of varying intensity he started to lose his erection as it just wasn’t stimulating him. He said it felt ok but no way would it get him off so he could orgasm.

We both then figured he would have to stroke his cock with the sleeve in order to climax but the sleeve was just too tight on him for him to be able to get off that way. He tried for about 10 minutes to no avail. It just would not let him orgasm even though I used the vibrating bullet that cam with the sex toy on his balls which he liked, but after a while even that got annoying to him.

He then wanted to see if it was just him so he pulled the sleeve off and in less than 3 minutes of me jerking him off he had what he described as a slightly better than normal orgasm, but he did ejaculate much more than normal.

He tried the sex toy 2 more times with basically identical results. His first male sex toy was a complete disappointment to the 2 of us.

Well all is not lost as the vibrating bullet had the most control I have seen for this type of sex toy and I now tried it 4 times and although I have had better sex toys, this is the best vibrating bullet I have used equal to the Sterling Twin Bullet Vibrators pictured below.

In conclusions since the Vibrating Super Head Honcho Masturbator was $34.95 and the Sterling Twin Bullet Vibrators was $39.95. If you are looking for a bargain save the $5.00, get some lube and let the man in your life be able to try the masturbator to see if it works for him.

Canadians Love Their Vibrators!

Well those guys and girls up north known for their obsessions in hockey, curling, and beer, but now according to a study by a manufacturer of condoms and sex toys, 39% of Canadians, both male and female, responded to a survey that they already own a vibrator.

Worldwide vibrator ownership is 27% and it seems that the older one is the more likely that they own a sex toy such as a vibrator. For example vibrator sex toy ownership jumps to 51% among Canadians 25-34, and peaks at 61% among respondents of the sex toy survey that are aged 44-55.

Now it seems that vibrator sex toys are in such a substantial demand in Canada, Alberta, Saskatchewan and Manitoba, for the first time mainstream retail drug stores will be handling vibrating sex toys marketed as personal massagers.

I found a quote by Stephanie Mitelman who is a certified sexuality educator who thinks that’s good news for couples. ”We seem to be increasingly more open to exploring our sexual desires and experimenting with having a little more fun in the bedroom,” said Mitelman. ”The availability of these massagers on mainstream retail shelves is an opportunity for men and women to connect in new ways and celebrate the freedom to enjoy personal massage.”

Dildos: A Short Lesson on Sex Toys

Friday I wrote about a little about some of the historical facts about antique sex toys and some of the new choices in sex toys out there. Today I am going to write about one of the most popular types of sex toys: dildos.

Rather than dildos made from camel dung like they did in the past, dildos are now made from a variety of materials: rubber, silicone, glass, acrylic, vinyl, and metal. Each material has its own advantages and disadvantages as a sex toy.

What I think is real important when picking out you new dildo for a sex toy is both the shape and texture of a dildo since the most sensitive part of the vagina is the outer third. For this reason I steer away from any of the novelty sex toys. If a dildo it is not shaped like a penis or a smooth rod, I do not use it as a sex toy - but that is my personal choice.

You will find that most dildos have a flanged bottom or balls, which do allow you to secure your lovely new dildo into a harness with a metal or plastic ”O” ring. There are harnesses made from leather, vinyl, denim and lots of other materials.

Rubber dildos are the most affordable dildo out there many of which are less than $30. There is a wide range of rubber dildos, including one of my favorites are the ”jellies” which are softer dildos than the plain rubber dildos. You have to clean rubber dildos with an anti-bacterial soap and be careful not to submerge any dildo or sex toy in water if it has any moving or vibrating parts.

If you have ever felt any Cyberskin sex toys you would understand why these are considered the most comfortable and realistic sex toy material. Dildos made from Cyberskin has a very realistic texture and human flesh feel.

Cyberskin Dildos warm quickly to your body temperature which adds to the experience. The most realistic dildo sex toys feature a bendable but firm core to adjust to shape and position. The best dildos even have weighted balls for a realistic feel and balance when used for intercourse with a harness or solo.

Strange but true, Cyberskin is the choice material for anyone who wishes to ”pack” a dildo for a realistic bulge in your pants (such as a Soft Pack), which simulates a flaccid penis.

Cyberskin dildos do require a little more care than most sex toys. After you clean your dildo with soap and water, you must let it dry it thoroughly before you dust your Cyberskin dildo with some cornstarch to prevent it from getting tacky or sticky. It is also real important that you do not rest any Cyberskin or similar sex toys against other sex toys, as it could melt or deform them.

Even with the higher purchase cost and higher maintenance I still think that Cyberskin sex toys are unmatchable for realism and comfortable to use.

More expensive than rubber Silicone dildos are also and excellent choice. They are expensive sex toys as they are often handcrafted in small batches. What is a real advantage over other soft materials is that Silicone is non-porous and can be sterilized by boiling in hot water for 5 to 10 minutes. You can even put your Silicone dildos in the dish washer (but remember to take them out before you have friends over for dinner!

Another advantage is that Silicone dildos last longer than other soft sex toy materials and they come in a wide range of vivid colors. Silicone lube causes a chemical reaction with silicone toys, causing them to disintegrate so make sure that you only use water-based or silicone-free lube with silicone sex toys.

In the future I will discuss the most prized dildos out there - glass!

Remember condoms should ALWAYS be used when using sex toys with a partner, and changed when switching orifices.

More Sex Toy Talk!

I don’t have much time to post today but as a teacher on vacation I want to give you at least a little history on sex toys.

The oldest sex toys that have been found are 12,000 years old from China. The Chinese made dildos out of ivory, jade, and even wood. They served as both sex toys as well as pieces of art to be shown to others.

Another sex toy that has been used throughout the ages has been unripe bananas that both ancient Polynesian and Arab women used.

Early mid-eastern women used dried camel dung coated in a hard resin. Surprisingly dung has also been used in many cultures as a crude form of contraceptive that has been proven scientifically to actually work. Sorry but I will stick to my regiment of the pill and condom combo!

I have to tell you when it comes to sex toys despite what some say, size definitely matters!

When building my huge collection of sex toys I learned the hard way that some of the small vibrators or very slim line sex toys whether they are vibrator or dildo just leave me craving for more. I never had kids and consider myself small so I guess small sex toys may be even less satisfying for me then.

Even though it is small I still love my I Vibe vibrator which is also great when I am on the road!

Don’t get me even started about some of those ultra huge dildos and sex toys. I mean some of the very large sex toys I can handle but some of the freakishly large sex toys like the King Dong Dildo which is 15 inch long and more than 2 inches wide and is just beyond what I can handle so it sits on a shelf in the back of my closet.

The rabbit sex toy vibrators have become one of the most popular sex toys due to media exposure, even the ladies on Sex in the City raved about their little rabbits and backed up by the fact that the Rabbit Vibrator really does work great for any women. I personally like the cordless ones better but that's just me.

I do not have anymore time to post right now, but I will continue either tonight or tomorrow!

Sex Toy Tape Causes Eve to Hire a Private Eye

Since Steve J denies any wrong doing in the regard to the new infamous Eve sex toy tape, Eve has decided to go and hired private investigator to find out who took her personal sex tape and blasted it out over the net.

Things haven’t been going so well for Eve lately between this sex toy sex tape and the fact that some of her nude pictures from her stripper days were also plastered all over the net.

Eve claims that her naked pictures that are being passed around were done by a man who was blackmailing her over the sex pictures and told the New York Daily News: ”He’s called all these radio stations telling them about the photo. I mean, he’s the type of guy who wakes up every morning to do this.”

I just don’t get why she is upset about naked pictures if she was as stripper. I can see that she might now want to be seen with a dildo shoved in her, but nudes? Give me a break!

I have to say that Paris Hilton might have handled her situation a little better by making some coin off of her unfortunate ”leaked” tape.

So far no one that I have known who saw the Eve Steve J Sex Tape was really that impressed. I can not say the same for the Paris Hilton sex tapes which were real hot and sexy and difinatly worth paying to see. Both the Eve sex tape and first Paris Hilton sex tape had something to share in common, real shitty picture quality! The second round of Paris Hilton videos were of much higher quality, so who knows, maybe some better Eve sex toy tapes are on the way!

China's Sex Toy Industry

I just read an interesting article about China’s sex toy industry which accounts for 70% of all adult sex toys made world wide.

The article was in the British paper The Guardian and was written by Jonathan Watts and it really amused me.

The communists during the Cultural Revolution made people wear unisex ”uniform type’ clothing and often separated the men from the women. Sexy Clothes were discouraged, displays of affection were very taboo and that even in the 1980’s a whopping 84% of people who were getting married were virgins! Can you imagine that in less than 20 years they went from 84% of the people had no premarital sex to 30%!

Of course gays and lesbians were harshly discouraged, but now gay and lesbian bars are in vogue and in the large cities such as Shanghai, Guangzhou they are packed with patrons looking for love and a little fun.

The article went on to say that the first sex toy shops started opening in the capital Beijing only in 1993 and now there were more than 2,000 sex toy stores in Beijing alone. That’s a lot of vibrators, butt plugs, and blow up dolls with Cyberskin vaginas!

The article starts in a sex toy factory and described the boredom and tedium of putting pubic hair on plastic vaginas, studs and chains on bondage outfits, and inserting motors into vibrators and then making sure that they work. All I could do is picture Lucy from the I Love Lucy show on a production line making dildo as fast as she can and popping those she can not make in her mouth!

The article went on to say that sexual values remain very conservative in the countryside, but I am sure that is going to change as soon as they start playing with all of those sex toys!

Want to read more? The article is right here.

Sex Toys You Play With Over The Internet

So I just started this sex toy blog and write about how much I like my little rabbit vibrator. No sooner than I finish posting on my sex toy blog and I get a phone call from my friend Shauna who goes on and on about the ”ultimate sex toy” that she just tried and that her life is going to change now...blah blah blah.

You see Shauna’s has been married for 3 years now to Gary. She is my first friend to get married which she did while she was still in school to her High School sweetheart. Even though they didn’t have much he did treat her well and those 2 lovebirds were always all over each other.

Now Shauna is always bitching to me that he is usually too tired and their sex life was not what it was. She was even thinking that he may be fucking around on her as she caught him once in their senior year and never lets him forget is (big mistake!).

Of course Gary travels with a laptop and always stays in a hotel with a high-speed internet access. They tried having cybersex and even got 2 of those web cams but found they were always to dark and it was hard to stay in the screen. Sometimes they have phone sex but it’s not the same thing.

Now Gary can be a dork and real cheap when it comes to most things but this time he came up with a winner. He bought a wireless box that hooks up to his computer at home that he controls over the internet that controls a whole bunch of sex toys!

He bought 2 wireless remote activated toys for Shauna: a vibrating egg and a jack rabbit vibrating sex toy from Sinulator Toys. Now Gary sits at night in his hotel room with his laptop and is able to control the toys over the internet!

I thought that this is the coolest thing I have ever heard. Imagine meeting people in a chat room and being able to really have totally safe sex with them and never having to deal with any lame assholes.

I saved the best part for last. He just ordered an attachment that he hooks up to his laptop and when he puts his cock in it and moves around, the sex toy such as a vibrator on the other computer thrusts and moves as he does!

This new idea in sex toys has to be the best idea I have ever heard of!