Howard Stern and his Sybian Sex Toy

What the hell was I thinking? When I was listening to Howard Stern on my Sirius satellite radio last week when he had on Jenna Jamison and she tried out the world famous Sybian female sex toy I knew he not only made a radio first, he hit a home run. So I knew this and how is I was too stupid to not tell you guys and girls about this incredible sex machine before?

Jenna Jamison hot porn star

My first experience with the Sybian (same call it symbian or even spell it simbian but trust me it is a Sybian!) was around 6 years ago in LA.

My boyfriend at the time was telling me about this machine his friend bought to do porn shoots. He knew I was adventurous and wanted to show me off to his friends.

Well I am free loving and I do love my sex toys but when he brought us into dungeon (yeah he was a creepy dude) I was shocked at what I saw.

No way was I going to use this Frankenstein machine in front of the 4 guys and 3 girls there. I mean come on, I am cool about sex but this was far beyond what I was willing to do.

world famous Sybian female sex toy

Well a lot of drinks later this tall 30ish girl who looked like she went around the block 3 or 4 too many times said she was willing to try out the Sybian female sex toy. She took off her panties but she left her skirt on and a cute blouse which made her look like a way too old catholic school girl. She straddled on top of the attached dildo and slowly slid down of the sex toy and told them to turn it on.

Well as soon as they turned it on she looked as though she was going to fall off of it! She must have been far drunker than she or anyone else realized because she laughed real hard and fell off!

She tried to get back on the Sybian while it was now going full speed But she barfed all over this guys carpeting and 2 of the guys who would not get out of the way fast enough. That was enough for me as I started to gag form the smell and realized that she got puke on my shoe and in my hair!

While I was cleaning up in the bathroom she had her head in the bowl puking her guts out.. That's one hell of a toy I thought and less than 20 minutes later we were on our way back to the hotel.

About 3 months later we were in Vegas for a 4 day weekend on one of these super saver deals. I was bored out of my mind so we decided to drive in a car we rented to LA (that a whole other I have to write about some time).

When we got into LA we decided (Brad insisted and I had enough so I caved in) to visit his friend in the hills.

When I got there, a Ryder moving truck was in the driveway and 2 guys were loading garbage bags filled with what looked like clothes and other stuff into the truck. When we walked inside all the beautiful furniture was gone, the big screen TV, and the pictures on the wall - the place was bare!

It turns out Brads friend was flat broke and everything in the house was rented or reposed - I was never able to get a straight answer. When I asked about the Sybian his friend laughed and said they buy them and used them for a few weeks and return them and pay a $125 restocking and reconditioning fee! He said the people who make it are so confident that no one will return them as they work so good they are willing to return your money except for the restocking fee.

Some great machine I was thinking to myself. 0 - puke in 60 seconds!

The latest move by Howard Stern is to put the worlds most manly woman Buck Angel who bills himself as the only man with a vagina onto the Sybian female sex toy. Well he (she) took it like a man (lady - whatever!) and not only did Buck Angel cum, he squirted all over the place and no one wanted to clean it up. After the dust settled it was clear to everyone that the sybian is great sex toy machine and that in the future hot babes like Jenna Jamison or Kendra Jade will be the only people allowed to use the Sybian female sex toy

Buck Angel you have to see this

I will continue this story and tell you about the fist time I got to ride the Sybian female sex toy

Stop with the emails and the phone calls!

I have been so busy between the hurricanes last year, my new online lingerie store, teaching, and just the usual day to day grind I have just not enough time to post here.

Sad to say I have not had much time to try out new sex toys either - boo hoo!

So much has happened since my last post, I had to move because of hurricane damage to my condo, I got a cute new car which I love - a 2006 Honda civic, 2 guys have come (and now are gone) and I now have my own Sirius Radio to get Howard Stern in my new car and in my bedroom!

Insurance took care of most of my cost associated with Katrina and Wilma - that's right I got hit twice! The rest is not enough for a tax write off though - what a pain in the ass - 2 deductibles to pay!

The Lingerie store is doing well but taking way more time than I expected. I never had to advertise my store but was smart enough to hire a search engine optimization and marketing company who got me tremendous results and they were right here in my backyard. Thanks guys! You saved me a bundle!

I almost forgot, someone hired me for a small modeling gig and boy did my head swell! It was a small perfume company who is local down here in Boca Raton Florida. The pay was nice and I though I would just walk in, spend an hour or 2 and collect my money. It turned out to be way harder that that and I expected offered to come flooding in the door - not a single call!

I guess that is what made me so pissy I lost Brad. Oh well, he was nice but not marriage material but I still miss him. When I call him he doesn't answer and he ignores my text so on I must go.

Anyhow I promise to post her more - even if it is just once a week. A routine is good as long as I don't become anal about it!

I don't hate you!

I haven't been writing because I don't love you anymore, I just have not had the time! Wait until you hear what I have been doing!

It's been rough the past 2 weeks: a fun and exciting trade show for adult products and internet sites, back to school teaching, a new boyfriend come and already gone, and a now for the big news: I just opened my own Lingerie Store!

I am so excited about this new store. I spent forever checking out various lingerie companies and hundreds and hundreds of styles. I tried on so many different styles and sizes we needed a video camera log to keep track of it all! From the cutest teddy to the sexiest body stocking, mini dresses, pantyhose, camis, you name, I wore it! Well the store is now up and running and fully stocked with even more on the way in.

It has always been a dream of mine to be in the fashion industry and I must say I have an eye for what is sexy so selling lingerie is a natural. It felt so good to put on sexy clothes and act out in all of my new outfits, it was such a turn on! I am even thinking of getting some wigs for a little fantasy role playing I would love to try.

For now my Lingerie Store only has lingerie and sexy clothes but I am working with some suppliers of some body jewelry like nipple rings, belly rings, tongue rings and clit rings. I even have some special "personal massagers" picked out to have in my store by the end of September that not only work like a champ to release any little bit of stress you have in your body. Some specials love oils, message kits and sex education and instructional books will be there for your shopping pleasure as well.

What makes you feel sexy? I want to know! Do you want to see me carry costumes and role playing props? Body paint? Tell my your fantasies!

Sex Toy Convention!

I have been a bad girl. I have not been posting here for days now as I was attending my second adult trade show. This one was right around the corner from me in Hollywood Florida.

The hotel was beautiful and right on the beach with a spectacular view and a brand new beach to replace the one washed away last year from all of the hurricanes.

There were thousands of guests attending the show that had a small expo hall and lectures and parties all over the place. This show was geared to people working on the internet in the adult industry and had lots of paysite companies and of course adult sex toys!

I was like a kid in the candy shop. It was a blast! I saw a few new sex toys that I am going to try out and even got to meet the porn star legend Ron Jeremy! Click this link and you will see Ron Jeremy getting humped by an ape at the trade show.

I have a bunch of new sex toys on the way to me and I am in the process of testing a rabbit sex toy that you use over the internet in chart rooms. You will get a full report by next Monday as I am putting it through some grueling tests. I am making sure that not only is the sex toy is top notch but the interface software and the chat rooms that you can use it will be in the review as well.

Stay tuned as this will be my most interesting review yet!

Cyberskin Power Stroker Sex Toy Review

Well I told you about Kevin before, and now I have a little story for you about what his first experience with a sex toy for guys was like.

He wasn’t looking for an inflatable sex toy but something that felt good on his cock and let him climax with the toy. He went through a few dozen toys and what looked most interesting to him was something with a variable vibrator for a more stimulating experience.

I have written before about Cyberskin Sex Toys and Kevin obviously reads this sex toy blog so he thought it would be the most comfortable material and was willing to have to spend more time cleaning his toy and keeping it conditioned.

It was with great anticipation that he opened the package of the Cyberskin Vibrating Power strokerHe had ordered. The hole in the Cyberskin sleeve looked small to him but at first touch the Cyberskin material felt wonderful and Kevin was dieing to try out his brand new sex toy.

Cyberskin Vibrating Power stroker

With a grin he marched me into the bedroom – actually he kinda pulled me into the bedroom as I was watching a movie that was just about over and he wouldn’t wait. In seconds we were naked in bed ready to start our adventure with his new sex toy.

The toy came with some free lube, a vibrating bullet with a wired remote, an USB cable and the Cyberskin sleeve.

He immediately opened up the lube and I drizzled some on him and started stoking his already erect cock. I put some lube on the sleeve and rubbed it in with my finger. I have to say it did feel quite interesting and life like.

Now it was time for Kevin to actually put his penis in the Cyberskin masturbator sleeve and it was a really tight fit. He not only needed more lube but then had to really work himself into it.

Of course like most sex toys there were no instructions so he has to wonder if he was even inserting his cock in the right side but he was. I then inserted the vibrating bullet into the top of the Cyberskin masturbator sleeve and went to turn it on.

Ok the lube made my hands slippery and the remote for the sex toy has black buttons on a black background – wow stupid are the people who make sex toys and other consumer product that are used in dark areas where they make buttons you can not read or see or read! We even had the light on the desk across the room and the TV was on with the sound off and I had to turn the bedside table lamp to read what was on the remote.

Kevin thought that if he inserted his penis into the sex toy sleeve and just turned the vibrator on that would have been enough for him to get his rocks off and cum. After a few minutes of him being buzzed with the sex toy giving him various pulses and throbs of varying intensity he started to lose his erection as it just wasn’t stimulating him. He said it felt ok but no way would it get him off so he could orgasm.

We both then figured he would have to stroke his cock with the sleeve in order to climax but the sleeve was just too tight on him for him to be able to get off that way. He tried for about 10 minutes to no avail. It just would not let him orgasm even though I used the vibrating bullet that cam with the sex toy on his balls which he liked, but after a while even that got annoying to him.

He then wanted to see if it was just him so he pulled the sleeve off and in less than 3 minutes of me jerking him off he had what he described as a slightly better than normal orgasm, but he did ejaculate much more than normal.

He tried the sex toy 2 more times with basically identical results. His first male sex toy was a complete disappointment to the 2 of us.

Well all is not lost as the vibrating bullet had the most control I have seen for this type of sex toy and I now tried it 4 times and although I have had better sex toys, this is the best vibrating bullet I have used equal to the Impulse Ultra 7 Vibrating Bullet sex toy pictured below..

Impulse Ultra 7 Vibrating Bullet sex toy

In conclusions since the Power stroker was $48.95 and the Impulse Ultra 7 Bullet was $46.95 I still think that it is worth paying the extra $2.00 to get the lube and let the man in your life be able to try the Cyberskin sleeve to see if it works for him.

Sex gets better after 40?

Housekeeping magazine survey interviewed 1000 women over 40 about their sex life including some questions about sex toys.

What I was thrilled to read was that more than two thirds of women aged between 40 and 50 give their sex lives a positive seven out of 10. Considering women reach their sexual peak in their early thirties and men before 25, I now feel as though there is hope in my future!

Not only do women still enjoy sex when they get older, about half surveyed had sex two or three times a week and 70% had it at least once a week.

Many of the women who answered the sex questionnaire said that they like sex more now as they know what they want and were much more confident in bed as well. Of course many said sex was better as with no children around there was less stress and far more privacy to have sex when and where they wanted it.

Some other interesting facts were 41% of women that were over 40 bought and used sex toys, and that more than a third of married women who answered the sex survey have had one or more affairs. I guess that sex getting better might now have meant with their husbands but with lovers or some well worn sex toys!

The sex survey also showed that a third saw their partners as more attractive now than when they first met but a quarter of them found younger men more alluring!

I guess confidence and experience, sometimes even a little cosmetic surgery is what makes some of the young guys into all of the HOT MILFS out there!

Are you a 'Sex' maniac? There will be a cure!

How about 94 episodes of sex in the city on 19 discs, along with a 20 th disc of bonus material?

The sex in the city super set is expected to hit the stores Nov. 1. These uncut "Sex and the City" episodes should stir up new and old viewers who are tired of the cut and edit version on TBS.

Let's be real, we want the frank and sexual talk (including talking about the rabbit and other sex toys!) and what harm do a few bare boobs do?

Now here is the kicker, not only will you have to wait until November for the DVD collection titled "Sex and the City: The Complete Series" you will have to dig deep in your pocket as it wont come cheap at $299.95. As soon as I find a discounted version I will post a link here.

Ancient Stone Dildo unearthed in cave

OK. I have to admit it. I listen to Howard Stern whenever I can and I could not believe that Robin was reading the news and discussing the exact same news article I was reading about an ancient 28,000 year old phallus. I guess great minds think alike!

Since this sculpted and polished phallus found in a German cave near Ulm in the Swabian Jura is life size, scientists suggest it may have been used as a sex toy. This prehistoric "tool" is 20cm-long and 3cm-wide was reassembled from 14 fragments of siltstone. I call it a tool based upon the fact that it was used to knap, or split, flints.

According to Professor Nicholas Conard, from the department of Early Prehistory and Quaternary Ecology, at Tübingen University "It's highly polished; it's clearly recognizable, In addition to being a symbolic representation of male genitalia, it was also at times used for knapping flints as there are some areas where it has some very typical scars from that".

"Female representations with highly accentuated sexual attributes are very well documented at many sites, but male representations are very, very rare," explained Professor Conard.There are a few other stone objects that are obviously phallic symbols and are slightly older - from France and Morocco, but to have any representation of male genitalia from this time period is highly unusual.I have to assume that a life size stone dildo would be very much like the glass dildos I have used and written about here.